Things I do not want to hear before 7am.

--Moooommmmm, Trista is NAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEDDDDD! (from small child) (soon after from smaller child) Mom! I poopy!

Yes, this happens almost every morning.

--Mom......(Small childs finger jammed into a sleeping eye) Mom...Mom...I awake.

Again, this is a daily routine. Someone explain to me...

Why they cannot wake their father?

--Mooooommmmm, the dog pooped in the house again! (from first grader) (Long pause) I think Trista is playing with it!

--HEY! What are you doing in here! (from large angry husband) Get your hand out of the toilet...ANA! You need to FLUSH!

--Mom. (from small child) I cut your hair now okay?

--Mom...mom....mom...mom...mom...mom...(from any child).

-- Mooooommmmmm....Trista broke it! (from any child)

My question...Why is it ALWAYS Trista's fault? And why are you always calling for mom? I never hear Daaaaaadddddd coming from anyone.